By Jason JonesPresident Obama last night announced plans to visit Waldo Middle School for lunch on the afternoon of April First. Obama heard that Waldo has started serving yakisoba noodles, and he immediately canceled prior plans so he could partake of Waldo's new menu offering.
"If there's one thing I love, it's yakisoba noodles!" Obama proclaimed by satellite phone. "Will I be required to wear dress code if I want to sit with the students? What are the colors that I can choose from? Whatever it takes, I'm going to get some of those noodles."
Administrators claimed to be unaware of the president's plans to visit campus today, but they said that he would of course be welcomed with open arms. If he wants seconds, it was reported, that would probably cost extra.
Administrators claimed to be unaware of the president's plans to visit campus today, but they said that he would of course be welcomed with open arms. If he wants seconds, it was reported, that would probably cost extra.
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